Google bows to?Chinese censorship : "Google Inc.'s recently launched news service in China doesn't display results from Web sites blocked by that country's authorities, raising prickly questions for an online search engine that has famously promised to 'do no evil.'"

IBM: Blue Gene breaks speed record

Imagine a computer program so clever, it senses the level of pain a patient is in and measures the exact amount of pain relief and sedative drugs they need.

MP3 Insider: The secret behind the iPod's scrollwheel

Special license plates to honor her late husband put AIDS crusader in a new predicament.

Things You'd Love to Say at Work, but Can't



1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?

24. Do I look like a people person?

25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

E-mail from beyond the grave? Not exactly.

The number of new viruses and worms aimed at Microsoft Corp.'s ubiquitous Windows operating system rose 400 percent between January and June from the same year-earlier period, computer security company Symantec said Sunday.

Sucks to be rich!: "Three men burglarized the home of Jack Whittaker, winner of the biggest lottery jackpot in U.S. history, as an acquaintance of Whittaker's lay dead inside, police said Tuesday."

An implantable lens to correct the vision of nearsighted people won approval from the Food and Drug Administration on Monday.

WHITEHORSE, Yukon Territory (AP) - An exuberant dog left in a truck while the owner watched Canada win the World Cup of Hockey managed to throw the vehicle into gear and coast down a city hill.

What would it take to get someone to turn in one of those spammers who send millions of unwanted e-mails? At least $100,000, the Federal Trade Commission figures.

What would it take to get someone to turn in one of those spammers who send millions of unwanted e-mails? At least $100,000, the Federal Trade Commission figures.

LangaList Std Edition 2004-09-16: "I am confused about the differences between the DVD+ and the DVD-, which is better and why are there 2 types anyway? Some drives will handle both types, which is better for what? "

A man who dropped out of Brown University decades ago because he couldn't pay the tuition has given the Ivy League college $100 million, its biggest gift ever, which he made by selling liquor.

The average American spent 8.6 hours a day sleeping last year, only 3.7 hours working and had 5.1 leisure hours -- half of which was spent watching television, a survey showed Tuesday.

Yahoo! News - Oprah Winfrey Opens 19th Season with Car Giveaway

Two Connections Are Better than One: "The theft of network cards from a Verizon office last May caused many Manhattan businesses to lose Internet service for nearly a day. Outages such as this convey to all businesses?not just the affected ones?how dependent they have become on Internet access and how vulnerable they are to disruptions. A few hours of downtime?even outside normal business hours?could mean thousands of dollars in missed opportunities and lost customers. But how can you ensure you'll have an unbroken connection?"

Sony buys MGM for $2.85B cash - Sep. 14, 2004

CNN.com - Officials: 31 killed in clashes across Iraq - Sep 12, 2004

Report: Prescribed drugs top abuse list

The pentagon crash conspiracy

Free voice mail helps the homeless

Floppy disk nears obsolescence

Building a Wi-Fi Antenna Out of a Tin Can

Techworld.com - Samsung sticks hard-disk drive in new phone

Interactive marketing moves one step closer to Big Brother

Intel keeps Moore's law on track