As you can tell i havent posted in a while. I've been very busy to say the least! I'll do what i can to post more often.

Info: Interesting info on drug terminology

Thought: Why does a "slight tax increase" cost you two hundred dollars, and a "substantial tax cut" saves you about thirty cents?



You read about terrorists, most coming here legally, then staying years and years on expired visas. Compare that to Blockbuster here they're all over you if you're two days late returning your video. Why not put Blockbuster in charge of immigration?

WEB: Online barcode generator? who would ever think?

Games:Dont let your monkey hit the rocks.

News: Spies within your circle of friends.

News: A new tv series pilot: Around the world in 80 dates.

News: The worlds richest billionairs, lead of course by B.Gates

News: Takeru Kobayashi of Japan — the Michael Jordan of hot dog eating — defended his world title Thursday by gobbling a world record 50½ franks in just 12 minutes.More....

TECH: Why? is what i said. Now your turn to listen. A mother board company is looking to put vacumm tubes into its latest and greatest mother board. Can you say: "I need publicity, and couldnt be more creative?" The best part is why they chose to do it. "The reproduced sound was absolutely amazing. It left everyone stunned...." This is comming from a group of engineers and marketers?. Check it: after I drink a nice warm milk shake, I can produce the deepest fart that the Indy 500 audience has ever felt. Does that mean car engines should blow ass when they start? AOpen

Tip: Test the security status of your computer with ShieldsUp.

Sites: Feeling the heat of bin laden? Maybe you should consider preparing for the worst. Botachtactical.com has some interesting gas masks.

You a hard core porn far? How about a porn t-shirt. Maybe you want to host?

Sites: With all the single guys out there, is such a device this necessary? I only drew pictures of these in the class room as a joke. F*** Machines?

Tech: An age-old battle to prevent people from pirating cable TV signals flares up again, and high-speed Internet connections are parof the reason. A computer sciences graduate student is claiming to have cracked the security systems that prevent Microsoft's Xbox game console from running unauthorized software.

Sites: It is easier to criticize. Urbanexpose.com So If a car isnt considered an asset, why buy into one? Should you lease instead? Well, what if you could lease without having to put any money down? Interesting concept. Consider it a reality:Swap A Lease .com.

TRAVEL: To all that travel in Japan and need some extra cash, teach some engish! This is a great site to meet those in need of help. findateacher.net

QUOTE: A foolish man will turn logical conversation into unneeded chatter, science and religion into magic and confusion, and art into a cheap distraction.

Cirque Du Soleil tickets!

DEEP THOUGHTS....by Jack Handey

Next time you have a bad day, imagine this:

You are a siamese twin.

Your brother that is attached to you at the shoulder is gay.

You are not.

You only have one ass.

Have a nice day

Story: Maybe you've heard the stories of how some guy tied a bunch of balloons to a lawnchair and went for a joyride at 16000'. If you're into useless facts like this, where would you post it all? What about pictures and mpegs? Streamload.com

Female or Shemale?

AVOID XP REGISTRATION: This procedure implies that you have NOT installed Windows XP on your PC yet! More...

XP TIP: Purchasing a new computer with XP presinstalled? One serious snag: If you subsequently reinstall, repair, or upgrade XP, Microsoft says that you may lose some important files and settings, including files you store in XP's Shared Documents folder. This bug does not affect users who upgrade to XP from another OS. More...

Interested in lightening up your computer? Check out these computer mods.Daily text to read: Freshmeat

You a big starwars fan? Here you can check out the latest and even rumors on episode III on a site called The force.net. So the week at sykes is over. Interested in what we did? OK, you can see.

Quote: When you are not in a good position, only place to go is up-ward. -ym

Internet: Whats a camel toe? Lately I've been checking out modified cars. Heres one that caught my eye. Honda Accord. How about some Nitrous?

Apps: Another atlernative to blogger is Greymatter.



Internet: Who would buy that?



XP Tips: Need to create a better XP boot disk? Here are the files and the brake down. Need help booting old images of XP? Here is the software to do so. It has to be installed from the i386 directory.

Why be the Software geek when theres are already a bunch on the net? MajorGeek.com

Tech: Have some spare cash to burn? International Space Station Flight: $20,000,000.Train to be an astronaut.

Sports: The Toronto Maple Leafs win their first series against the Islanders. For more updated information on the 2002 Stanley Cup check out ESPNs website.

XP tips: Speedup your startup, Unknown Keys.

Apps: Record all streams from shoutcast with this killer app called Streamripper

Ok people, i will do my best to try and update this page as often as possible. No guarentees that it'll be everyday! :)

Want a subscription to the NY times? Get one for free, and have this generator do all the leg work for you! Want to check out ads that might have appeared in the NY times? look no further. Some fool has the time to document all ads that appear in any print.

Review on some companies that might rise again in the valley. A new breed of PCs might find their way to the store fronts.

How to meet women? A web site dedicated to this? Who would have ever thought?

Colin is still trying to learn what Ian did to make the Tivo function with an additional HDD.

Peter is still trying to figure out why 3's company sucks so badly....



Found a killer program to rip live winamp streams. StreamRipper. The best part is that it save the id3 tags so the streams are saved as individual files.

How to read body languages.

FREE AND LIFETIME SERVICE ON A SONY TIVO.





- FIRST DOWNLOAD TIVO EXTREME: http://www.framethrower.com/ DEPENDING ON WHICH TIVO YOU HAVE.

- WHILE THAT IS HAPPENING.

- YOU NEED A FEMALE 9 PIN SERIAL CABLE AND A HEADPHONE JACK.

- ON THE SERIAL CABLE SODDER PIN2 TO HEADPHONE TIP.

- ON THE SERIAL CABLE SODDER PIN3 TO HEADPHONE MIDDLE.

- ON THE SERIAL CABLE SODDER PIN5 TO HEADPHONE OUTER.

- UNZIP ISO AND BURN IT ONTO A CDROM.

- REMOVE HARD DRIVE FROM TIVO UNIT.

- MAKE SURE YOU REMEMBER JUMPER SETTINGS.

- MAKE YOUR CDROM PRIMARY AND MAKE SURE ITS SET IN THE BIOS TO BOOT FIRST.

- SET THE TIVO DRIVE SLAVE, BY SETTING THE JUMPERS.

- BOOT FROM THE CDROM.

- ONCE BOOTED, HIT ENTER ON KEYBOARD.

- AT PROMT, TYPE ROOT, HIT ENTER

- THEN TYPE 25XTREME, HIT ENTER

- WHEN MOUNT: SHOWS UP, SELECT WHERE YOUR HARD DRIVE IS.

HDB=PRIMARY SLAVE, HDC= SECONDARY MASTER, HDD = SECONDARY SLAVE

- AT OVERWRITE PROMT HIT YES.

- THIS WILL TAKE A WHILE, DEPENDING ON YOUR SYSTEM CONFIGURATION.

- WHEN COMPLETE, SOME SREENS ARE GOING TO POP UP.

- RUN DIRECTTIVOMAD, SELECT NO

- BLESS TIVO, SELECT NO

- WHEN COMPLETED, HIT CTRL, ALT DEL.

-AND THATS IT FOR THAT PART.



- PUT THE JUMPER BACK TO WHERE IT WAS AND PUT THE DRIVE BACK INTO THE TIVO SYSTEM

- POWER UP AND WAIT FOR IT TO UPDATE.

- DOWNLOAD TERA TERM PRO: http://hp.vector.co.jp/authors/VA002416/teraterm.html

- INSTALL IT AND PLACE THE CABLE YOU MADE TO COM 1 AND THE OTHER END TO THE TIVO SYSTEM.

- RUN TERA TERM PRO, SELECT SERIAL AND COM 1

- ONCE TERATERM IS RUNNING, CABLE IS PLACED IN THE COMPUTER AND OTHER END IN TIVO, HIT THE ENTER OR SPACE BAR

UNTIL YOU SEE A PROMPT.

- AT BASH 2.02 PROMT TYPE THIS IN CASE SENSITIVE.



touch /etc/SubTest AND THEN PRESS ENTER



- ON YOUR TIVO, FORCE THE TIVO TO DIAL A DAILY CALL UPDATE.

- MAKE SURE YOUR TELEPHONE CABLE IS NOT PLUGGED IN.

- NOW WAIT UNTIL IT SAYS SUCCEEDED

- NOW GO TO SYSTEM INFO AND YOU SHOULD SEE LIFETIME SERVICE.

- AND NOW GO PLAY WITH YOUR TIVO FOR FREE.

You are what you drink The Bar Scene!

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:



FOR LADIES:



Drink: Beer

Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.

Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.



Drink: Blender Drinks

Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.

Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boỵ



Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.

Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,

she'll send YOU a drink.



Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)

Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.

Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.



Drink: White Zinfandel

Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she has NO cluẹ Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an easy target.



Drink: Shots

Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.

Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!



Drink: Tequila

No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens therẹ



THEN, there is the MALE aðendum ----



The deal with guys is, as always,very simple and clear cut:



Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.



Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.



Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.



Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.



Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.



White Zinfandel: He's gay!



Just drink with these fools!

Asian Pride?

Pete is lying about his new MP3 car deck. Cause i cant find it anywhere on ebay.

Looks like my game tonight Sun Microsystems vs Apple computers will be broadcast tonight on the radio!! Heres some more info on the game. Can McNealy stand the heat?

Be master sketch artist, with out having to be an artist.Imagine if you worked at AOL/Time Warner -- you're forced to use AOL and Netscape. hah. well not anymore.Google yanks Anti-Church sites.



Rethinking black holes - A celestial vacuum cleaner could be wandering the cosmos … or something less scary but just as weird.



dontpanic.com

Vegas is longer the home of the annual club rubber. Does anyone know why? I'm curious to know. Oh well, that just mean I no longer need to book a flight on Ghetto Airlines.

Here is the unofficial FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) regarding the HP / Compaq Merger.How about opening your own website and selling crap? Here are 2 sample. Vstore and Treasure Chest.



Can you say crap?: Effective April 24, 2002, Yahoo! Mail will no longer provide free POP3 Access or Auto Mail Forwarding to Yahoo! Delivers subscribers. What next? no more browsing?

CRAZYNESS PEOPLES!!! My latest postings of items for sale on Craigslist.com has turned in some great sucess!! Even tho there are a ton of unemployed people, there are still others that have cash!

Here is my life objects that are now up for sale!!! Not the storu you want to hear associated to hockey fans. This is going to cause some serious ripples in the sport of hockey.

You need to know where you're sitting in the shark tank in san jose? look no further! What is wrong with this picture?. This cracked me up.

GDP thursters.

Glow Dischange Plasma Wing

Slowly recovering from my last vegas visit. that definaletly made up for the past 6 months since my last visit. Check out the latest news with unemployement. Could mean more money for the unemployed!! HP is hiring, and so is SUN.

Today Ed is over and taking pictures of everything i own. Once the photo shoot is complete, all the items will go online for sale. Get your bidding cards ready people, cause this will be everything i own!

Sunday, i flew back from Las Vegas from out Hockey tournament. We did well... the frist 2 games. We defeated our apponents with by a commanding lead. It was our 3rd game that we tied to Scottsdale(AZ). tied at 2-2, this was the game that would decide who was to get a bi-pass to the final game on sunday. Because of the tie, we were forced to play yet again 7 hours later in the semi finals. What ever that team had for lunch was all they needed to defeat us in game 4. We lost the semi game but we didnt go down with out a fight. The final score 6-4. Team Photo.

How to Configure Internet Explorer to Have More Than Two Download Sessions (Q282402)

The San Jose chill is once again off to reclaim its trophy in the Las Vegas Hockey tournament! THis time we are staying in the RIO!!

SupportFreaks.com is your resource to find personal human assistance on almost any Computer or Internet related topic 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Seems like San Diego will be the first to get wireless internet access again. After Ricochet went under in the bay area, it would be uncertain if another company would take on the same challenge. Aerie Networks has decided to do this.

Canada Defeats the #2 team of the tournament and takes home the GOLD. A great game from both teams, but only one can victorious. Read more from the web. Here is a collection of pictures from yahoo's sports pictures page.

Well its time to start posting my useless items on ebay! I have a wide collection of wonderfull items.

Need a program to keep statistics for you web site? Give AirCERT a try. Tell me what you think of my 2 new business: Toadmedia will offer small businesses and home users to network the growing amounts of computers. Comab will offer companies the ability to outsourse their PCB and simluation projects. In both cases the best service is the ability to offer consulting for any size projects. send responses to me at colin21@attbi.com

DId you know you can post your used books on Amazon.com? Simply punch in the ISBN number, say how much you want, and bang! Its up for sale! I have a few books online right now. Dont forget to leave me feedback all you buyers!

Looking for work after 6 months of being unemployed is like wiping a raw ass.... painfull.

Of all the hardware in your bedroom, kitchen, garage or living room... what would you say was your best device? If you ask me, it has to be my TIVO .