Wednesday, July 27, 2005

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005, WHEN:

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.



2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.



3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.



4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.



5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends & family is that they don't have email addresses.



6. You go home after a long day at work; you still answer the phone in a business manner.



7. You make phone calls from home; you accidentally dial '9' to get an outside line.



8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.




10. You learn about your redundancy on the 10 o'clock news.



11. Your VCR is now the 8 track of 21st century and you're thinking you need a TV no thicker than an encyclopaedia. Your kids will never know what an encyclopedia is. What are you going to do with your Entertainment Center Armoire?



12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.



13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.



14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.



15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.



16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)



17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.



18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.



19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.



20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.



Yesterday is history

Tomorrow a mystery

Today is a gift

That is why it's called the present!"

CNN.com - Goats, cows offered for Chelsea - Jul 27, 2005

CNN.com - Goats, cows offered for Chelsea - Jul 27, 2005: "A Kenyan says he offered Bill Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter's hand in marriage five years ago -- and is still waiting for an answer."

Monday, July 25, 2005

GorillaMask.net: Pitbull vs. Porcupine.

GorillaMask.net: Pitbull vs. Porcupine.

Urban Legends Reference Pages: Humor (Unanswerables)

If you read alot of the spam you get from friends, verify its credibility throught snopes.com. Urban Legends Reference Pages: Humor (Unanswerables)

CNN.com - 'Chocolate Factory' still sweetest at box office - Jul 24, 2005

Saw it last night. good movie. take the time to check it out. Its a Tim Burton movie, so expect the unexpected! Chocolate Factory

MONEY Magazine: Confessions of a compulsive shopper - Jul. 21, 2005

Confessions of a compulsive shopper

Her obsession strained her marriage and left her family $50,000 in debt. Getting back on track. More

Thursday, July 21, 2005

DigitalCamera@101reviews ? Dual View LCD Display

Its not immediately understood what this LCD does, but when it clicks in, then you have to think "nice idea!!" DigitalCamera@101reviews ? Dual View LCD Display

Consumer Reports calls air purifier ‘unhealthy’ - More Health News - MSNBC.com

SAN FRANCISCO - Consumer Reports magazine is taking renewed aim at a popular air purifier made by The Sharper Image two months after it fended off a libel lawsuit filed by the machine’s retailer.Consumer Reports calls air purifier ‘unhealthy’ - More Health News - MSNBC.com

BetaNews | New AIM Worm Dupes iTunes Fans

Macs popularity finally gets the virus bite. expect more to come! BetaNews | New AIM Worm Dupes iTunes Fans

It Ain't Just Paint - July 21, 2005

It Ain't Just Paint

An Ohio arrestee goes for the gold in classic mug shot It Ain't Just Paint - July 21, 2005

CNN.com - Canada legalizes gay marriage - Jul 20, 2005

Hey now!! whats this? damn canadian government!! CNN.com - Canada legalizes gay marriage - Jul 20, 2005

sacfree? | underwear

As the name says it, why werent these invented a long time ago???? sacfree? | underwear

Monday, July 11, 2005

QUALCOMM Press Center - QUALCOMM Sues Broadcom for Patent Infringement

Last week, Broadcom started the lawsuit. seems like Qualcomm will end it!QUALCOMM Press Center - QUALCOMM Sues Broadcom for Patent Infringement

Boffins create zombie dogs - NEWS.com.au (27-06-2005)

SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans. More

A stripper for their son's 16th birthday party.

USA: A couple pleaded guilty Thursday to hiring a stripper for their son's 16th birthday party. - More

Friday, July 8, 2005

Pool Heater using a BBQ grill

"Being I'm not teaching this 8 weeks I had to do something so I invented a

pool heater out of my backyard barbecue grill. I have included some photos.

Normally you can't swim in our pool until June because it's just to cold (68F - 75F).

I like swimming in about 80F to 85F myself, if it's sunny and warm out. I created a

prototype heater coil that seemed to work for its size. I then create a large heater

coil out of 180 feet of copper tubing that connects to my pool pump using a garden hose

and fits inside the grill. The hose runs from the pump through the grill heater coils

and then into the pool. I heated my pool from 68F to 89.4F in 48 hours using 3.5 tanks

of propane. "Grill_Heater

CNN.com - Baseball axed from London Olympics - Jul 8, 2005

CNN.com - Baseball axed from London Olympics - Jul 8, 2005

Thursday, July 7, 2005

CNN.com - Astrologist sues NASA over crash - Jul 4, 2005

There are some stupid ass people out there!!! Come on, gypsy lady vs NASA. whos gonna win? Astrologist sues NASA over crash.
Broadcom Files Lawsuit Against Qualcomm
Broadband semiconductor maker Broadcom Corp. on Tuesday said it has filed a lawsuit against Qualcomm Inc., charging the wireless technology company with violating domestic antitrust laws.

QUALCOMM Responds to Broadcom's Latest Complaint
Broadcom's allegations regarding supposed monopolization by QUALCOMM of a so-called "WCDMA market" are likewise demonstrably false. With many companies selling commercial WCDMA chipsets, competition among WCDMA chipset suppliers is healthy and intense, and QUALCOMM has supplied only a small percentage of the WCDMA chipsets sold to date. The inability of Broadcom to attract customers for its WCDMA products, as admitted in Broadcom's complaint, is indicative of this highly competitive environment and not of any ostensible anticompetitive activity by QUALCOMM.

CNN.com - Rapper Lil' Kim gets 366 days in prison - Jul 6, 2005

A rapper that lies?! say it aint so! Lil' Kim gets 366 days in prison

Tuesday, July 5, 2005

Broadcom files antitrust suit against Qualcomm - Computerworld

Broadcom files antitrust suit against Qualcomm - Computerworld The funny thing is, the banner on this page shows: 100 best places to work in it. Qualcomm is #6 and #2 over all.