You are what you drink The Bar Scene!

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:



FOR LADIES:



Drink: Beer

Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.

Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.



Drink: Blender Drinks

Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.

Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boỵ



Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.

Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,

she'll send YOU a drink.



Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)

Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.

Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.



Drink: White Zinfandel

Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she has NO cluẹ Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an easy target.



Drink: Shots

Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.

Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!



Drink: Tequila

No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens therẹ



THEN, there is the MALE aðendum ----



The deal with guys is, as always,very simple and clear cut:



Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.



Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.



Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.



Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.



Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.



White Zinfandel: He's gay!



Just drink with these fools!