Inner Peace

I'm passing this along to you, because it's definitely working for me.

I think I have found inner peace. I recently read an article that said the

best way to achieve inner peace is to FINISH things I had started.



So, today I finished two large bags of potato chips, a chocolate pie,a

fifth of Jack Daniel's, a small box of chocolate candy, and I slapped

the living shit out of someone I have never liked. I feel better already.