A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to

the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really

rather find a job."



The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just

got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard

for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black

Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the

long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be

required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday trips. The

salary package is $200,000 a year."



The young man said, "You're bullshitting me, man!"



The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"