>Take this test to find out if you're a freak

>undercover. Be honest with yourself!! Are you a

>Freak? A "Yes" answer to each question gives

>you points, "No" answer gives you zero.

>

>Have you ever:

>

>1. Had sex? (5pts.)

>

>2. Oral sex? (5 pts.)

>

>3. Swallowed cum from a male or female?

>(holding in your mouth to spit out doesn't

>count? (10 pts.)

>

>4. Practice bondage, or sadomasochistic

>behavior? (5pts.)

>

>5. Had anal sex? (10 pts.)

>

>6. Had sex with someone of the same

>sex?(15 pts.)

>

>7. Had sex with more than one person at a

>time? (20 pts.)

>

>8. Had sex with more than one person in a

>week? (8 pts.)

>

>9. Used sex toys? (7pts.)

>

>10. Bought a dirty magazine? (3pts.)

>

>11. Watched a porno? (3pts.)

>

>12. Been in a 69 position? (5 pts.)

>

>13. Had phone sex? (5 pts.)

>

>14. Masturbated privately?(5pts.)

>

>15. Masturbated In a public place? (10 pts.)

>

>16. Had sex in a public place? (5pts.) On the

>beach (3 pts.) In the Park? (1pt.) In the

>Subway? (3pts.) In an alleyway? (2pts.) On a

>train or bus? (3pts.) In a parked car (2 pts.)

>In

>a movie theater (5 pts)

>

>17. Gotten carpet burns? (3pts.)

>

>18. Participated in an orgy? (12 pts.)

>

>19. Watched someone having sex

>(pornos/movies don't count)? (7pts.)

>

>20. Had sex with others watching you? (7pts.)

>

>21. Paid for sex? (8pts.)

>

>22. Been paid for sex? (8pts.)

>

>23. Had a one-night stand? (8pts.)

>

>24. Passed out during sex? (5pts.)

>

>25. Had an STD? (8pts.)

>

>26. Had sex without contraceptives? (6pts.)

>

>27. Sucked or had toes sucked? (10 pts.)

>

>28. Used any edible food, creams, gels,

>lotions for pleasure? (7 pts.)

>

>29. Had sex in any of the following

>places?(3pts. for each place) Kitchen?

>Bathroom? Living room? Swimming pool

>Jacuzzi/Sauna?

>

>Scoring:

>

>1-25: How does it look up there with the

>angels?

>

>26-55: Ok, you know the bare minimum. Go

>join a sex-ed class.

>

>56-85: Ok, you're just on the outskirts of being

>a freak.

>

>86-125: Welcome to the land of the FREAKS!!!

>Go on with yo' Stank self.

>

>126-170: You are a BONAFIDE FREAK!!! You

>could teach a freak class.

>

>171 +: You are the King/Queen of

>$#@!!&*^(%$!! Freak College. :-)